Originally, I was going to make this blog post about which characters would be at a P.Diddy party. Then, I learned that children were involved so it wouldn’t be funny to joke about. Then, I really thought about it. I realized that it wouldn’t be obvious that I meant they would be there in a consensual way. I would never want a joke to be misunderstood so it’s totally for the best. These are people I would invite to a party. Like, a normal people party.

001. The Girls From Spring Breakers

This is the first A24 movie I saw in theaters, so even though it’s not a critically acclaimed smash….It’s still special to me. These girlies are the definition of lower to middle class baddies doing hoodrat shit for literally no reason. So, they’re just like me before having kids. I doubt any of these girly-pops are friends now, so getting them all together for a party would be funny. At least one of them is now a fundamental Christian. It’s very likely at least one of them just got out of jail. I love drama, as long as I’m just a bystander.

002. Mugiwara Pirates

I mean, this one is kind of obvious. These pirates have a person for everyone.

• Luffy would hang out with the other gluttons. I’m also like 80% sure Luffy’s dream is to have a big party with everyone so….
• Zoro would hang out with the other alcoholics
• Nami would get along with the Instagram scammers.
• Sanji would be getting scammed by the Instagram scammers, and also make really good food
• Usopp would be BIG with the podcast bros, as most of them love to lie.
• Chopper would babysit the kids ofc
• Robin would be the designated driver. Not only can I not imagine her getting drunk, she can likely operate multiple vehicles at once.
• Franky would fix things that got broken and also hang out with the sober people. I also cannot imagine bro getting drunk.
• Brook would have the coolest playlist.
• Jinbei…idk I don’t like Jinbei.

003. Roger from American Dad!
But only these five personas:

• Chex Lemeneux
• Roy Rogers McFreeley
• Kevin Bacon
• Laura Vanderbooben
• Raider Dave!!!

Mind you, if I were to make a list of my favorite personas, these people may not be on there. However, I do think they would be a lot of fun to party with.

004. Jay Gatsby and Daisy Buchanan

What can I say? I love mess lol. But sorry kiddos, I will not be doing your homework for you!

005. Bulma and Vegeta

One of my sons is going through his Dragon Ball phase. It’s especially precious to me because when I was his age, I was also going through my DB phase. He’s better than me however, he spent his summer reading the Original Dragon Ball manga. I’ve never even touched one of those. I was much more into Dragon Ball Z at that point in time. He is much more of a manga reader than I am or ever will be.

His favorite character is Vegeta. But that’s not why I would invite him and Bulma to the party. Like every version of Bulma has me like: She’s just like me fr. Girly, yet a tomboy, smart, well dressed, boy crazy. I think her and I would be really good friends. I would obviously want a drinking age Bulma to come, so the short king has to come along too. While Bro hates everything, he loves his wife. Even if other people don’t understand. That’s very relatable to me!

Now that I’m older, I still think I am a lot like Bulma. I have a mean ass husband that I’m the boss of. I have two kids, one looks exactly like me, and the other likes to fight. Mielle’s Rosemary oil messed up my hair. Now I too have a fuck ass bob. I wear clip in extensions tho. I don’t have the bone structure for short hair.

Also, how cool would it be to have a prince and princess at a party? That’s a flex to end all flexes.